So in the infinite wisdom of the US Government, the IRS is sending out checks just for filing taxes. This is pretty much the greatest idea anyone could ever come up with! My economics prof. seems to believe that this is a stupid idea that will do nothing for the long term success of the economy. However, my colleague and I discussed the subject on evening and we determined that only good things can come from the proposed stimulus. Translation: My boy Q called me after a few sips of the poison one night and the convo went something like this:
Q: Yooo, black man! What up
Me: Nuthin dog, what's up w/ you? You sound like you're partying!
Q: Hell yeah dog! Yoo, it so tight in here!
Me: Dang, that's what's up, u gotta party hard as ever!
Q: Oh you know I will dog, I just got that stimulus check today...I'm boutta spend all that sh*t in here!
Me: Hahahahah, that's right, give it all back!!! Play your part!!!
Q: We all boutta get drunk off that stimulus!!!
Me: Hahahah, yo...That's the word of the night: STIMULUS!! You just gotta walk around shoutin it. Just go up to random ppl and yell, "STIMULUS!!!
Q: STIMULUSSSS!
Me: STIMULUSSS!!! Yo, get em right dog, don't be selfish, give it back!
Q: Aight man, I gotta get on it, I'll holla at u later.
So as you can see...after an in depth discussion of the issues we found that the government's package not only stimulates the economy, but the overall morale of the American population. Ya'll need to stop hatin on Bush.