Quote From A Very Wise Man!!!

"Aight ladies..everybody in the room...listen up! When the Dragon Slayer and The Remix come out.. Have a VO and some Goose ready and waiting! Be the chosen one."

-D.S.-

Truism....

"When I get those drinks.....I be so confident!

-L.R.D.-

Learn How To Do The WAM!!!!

For Everyone Who Was Wondering What That New Dance Craze Called The WAM Is...Watch And Learn.....

Question on Relationships????

Do you ask your friends for advice??? Or should you keep your relationship completely between you and the other person involved??? Is there a compromise between the two??? Just say to hell with relationships all together?? Or try to like, love the other person as hard as you possibly can each time??? Do you ever really get over someone or just forget about the heartache over time??? Is it possible to love more than one person at a time??? Should you be expressive or play hard to get??? Are there ever any right answers when it comes to this shit??? Somebody smarter than me please let me know....

Funny Convo During Lunch Today...

Co-Worker1: Man did you hear about what happened at the Wine Festival? I bet it was probably even on the news!
Co-Worker2: Nah, what happened?
Co-Worker1: Well apparantly a woman got sick really bad, she was laying curled up on the street....her face was pale and her lips were all blue!
Co-Worker2: Did they find any Smurfs near the area?

knee slapper right there.

Friendship = Brotherhood

born of different mothers...

same blood in our souls...

destiny birthed these brothers

we fill each others holes....

Translation...

We couldn't help where we were born, who are biological parents were or what environment would shape our lives. We did have control over how we let those factors influence the decisions we made, our opinions on different ideals, and the paths we chose to follow on our quest to become men. As fate would have it, our paths crossed and we found that despite our past, our present and future would not exist without each other and the bond that connected us instantly. The same passion, motivation, confidence, loyalty, honesty, humor, vision, and love coursed through every molecule of our being. Our love and respect for each other outgrew the limits of friendship and transcended into a spiritual brotherhood. We don't have to ask each other questions because we know what the other is thinking, we don't have to act individually because we progress collectively. No matter where we are, some how we are always together...we all have individual flaws but as a team we strive for perfection...we complete each other....and that's why our definition of friendship = brotherhood.

your thoughts????

STIMULUS!!

So in the infinite wisdom of the US Government, the IRS is sending out checks just for filing taxes.  This is pretty much the greatest idea anyone could ever come up with!  My economics prof. seems to believe that this is a stupid idea that will do nothing for the long term success of the economy.  However, my colleague and I discussed the subject on evening and we determined that only good things can come from the proposed stimulus.  Translation:  My boy Q called me after a few sips of the poison one night and the convo went something like this:

Q: Yooo, black man!  What up

Me: Nuthin dog, what's up w/ you?  You sound like you're partying!

Q:  Hell yeah dog!  Yoo, it so tight in here!

Me:  Dang, that's what's up, u gotta party hard as ever!

Q:  Oh you know I will dog, I just got that stimulus check today...I'm boutta spend all that sh*t in here!

Me:  Hahahahah, that's right, give it all back!!! Play your part!!!

Q:  We all boutta get drunk off that stimulus!!!

Me:  Hahahah, yo...That's the word of the night: STIMULUS!!  You just gotta walk around shoutin it.  Just go up to random ppl and yell, "STIMULUS!!!

Q:  STIMULUSSSS!

Me:  STIMULUSSS!!! Yo, get em right dog, don't be selfish, give it back!

Q:  Aight man, I gotta get on it, I'll holla at u later.

So as you can see...after an in depth discussion of the issues we found that the government's package not only stimulates the economy, but the overall morale of the American population.  Ya'll need to stop hatin on Bush.